2. Clean as the inside of a peroxide bottle.
3. Hungry as billy goat stuck in a glass bottle.
4. Pretty as the sunset resting on the lake.
5. Fit as the guy who thinks the top of his head is on fire.
6. Easy as me in high school.
7. Cold as my wife on Super Bowl Sunday.
8. Smooth as Johnny Depp going stag at a high school prom.
9. Blind as the guy that has his head up his butt.
10.Strong as the collective will of every man hoping that string is strong enough.
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